My favorite illness...

Exiles in Miami cheer Castro's illness

While Castro's exact illness remains unknown, a recent poll taken in Miami shows an overwhelming preference for general nausea/vomiting; diarrhea/intestinal distress/colitis; and broken hip.

A surprising number of votes were cast in favor of shingles, especially with permanent nerve damage; psoriasis, or simpy crotch itch, was also a strong minority favorite. Two voters said they wouldn't cheer unless it was the "biggest zit ever." Overall, the city concurred that if the illness turned out to be an ingrown toenail, impacted molar, or infected boil, they would stop cheering, because those are "just gross."