Monday, July 11, 2005

around the news...

Dennis now a tropical depression

I think Dennis should try Xanax. Of course, since he finally hit the Pensacola coast and is now dissolving over the Ohio river valley, maybe his problems have been solved. Hurricanes hitting the coast may actually be a kind of intentional suicide. If we could only intervene with these storms earlier when they first show up on our radar we might be able to stop them before they go on their homicidal rampages. Really, folks, it's a failure of society....and climatology.

1 Comments:

At 11:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'tis true.

Do you remember what A-C were? And is E, Emily? I know that E is coming.

And, yes, I'm only asking because this is a favorite quiz question.

I'm working from home today, so I should be there 'round 5:30 or 6.

And who's idea was it to name hurricanes? We don't name other natural disasters, like earthquakes and volcanos. Oh wait, we do name volcanos. Damn.

 

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