news today:

Man holding baby shot dead in apparent road rage
So a 60 year old fat, balding, white guy felt threatened by a 26 year-old hispanic man with a baby. And the "road rage" lasted long enough for him to drop his wife off and come back. God Bless America.

Police: Woman tries to open door during flight
Good quote: "other passengers stayed belted in their seats in case she did manage to open the door." That is really a hard decision: stop her from opening the door, or keep yourself belted in in case she opens the door. I think everyone in the plane (excepting the old people and mothers with children) should be sternly rebuked for cowardice.

"The woman was arrested for investigation of malicious mischief when the plane landed. Police were investigating whether alcohol and prescription medication were involved."

The must be charging her only with malicious mischief because it's so fun to say.


Man Whose Crime Led to DWI Reform Apologizes at Sentencing
"I am sorry for having caused a reform of the DWI (sic) laws; I will regret this for the rest of my life."


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