This is just wrong...

Car Plows Into Crowd at Boat Race; 11 Hurt

Next we're going to see boats in the stands at NASCAR.


And in other news:

Swim lessons for children, infants focus on safety

Which is funny, because you would think swim lessons would focus on swimming. But really, the safest way to avoid drowning is not to go near the water. Maybe driving lessons should be rename "Cars, and How to Avoid Them."


World Cup Brings Little Pleasure to German Brothels
But it's not about the pleasure, right? It's just a job. Besides, they were all rooting for Ghana. Or maybe it was all the noise from people yelling Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! in the bedrooms, or the insistence the customers had of not taking of their shinguards.

~A