yeah I know, serial killers aren't funny...

Accused 'Serial Shooter' described as 'really sweet'

His co-conspirator was referred to by a neighbor as "really salty."

"He doesn't even look like he would know which end of the (gun) barrel the bullet would come out of."

Apparently he made a really good guess.



And in other news:

NASA joins search for elusive woodpecker

The woodpecker, known because of it's impressive size as the "Good God" bird, is so rare that scientists now hypothesize it has left orbit for the colder climes of other planets. NASA, stepping into the research vacuum, seems perfectly suited to testing this novel idea.

and in kid's news:

My first war zone

Now with "safe" rubber bullets