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Bare Banker Busted

May 27, 2005 6:43 am US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) UNION BEACH, N.J. Monmouth County authorities say a nude banker wearing a condom jumped out of the woods and tried to sexually assault an off-duty female police officer who was out for a jog.

The woman grabbed a can of pepper spray and called police on her cell phone as she chased the man in Union Beach on Sunday. Authorities say the woman got the license plate number to a rental car, which authorities traced to John Kelly.

The 39-year-old surrendered to police yesterday. Officials say the Jersey City resident is a vice president for Chase in New York.

Kelly is charged with attempted sexual assault and lewdness.

Prosecutors would not release the female officer's name or say what department she works for.

A vice president of Chase in New York. Oh my god. I thought these guys preferred dungeons and doms not nudism. But you can tell he got an MBA by the fact he wore a condom. But can you imagine the scene? He's nude, he's dashing out of the bushes, he has an erection (something that really is hard to maintain while running) and he's got brightly colored latex on his cock.

Either he get's fired or his coworkers make him reenact the spectacle for their amusement.

~A