ducks read Greek....

Ducks could be Avian flu 'Trojan horse'
This goes hand in hand with my previously stated position that avian flu is the product of a secret fowl cabal. Until now, ducks and geese had to rely on the equivalent of kamikaze pilots, suicide bombers who, in delivering the virus, consigned themselves to certain death. Finally, the chicken scientists have circumvented that limitation.

Colin Farrell tries to stop sex tape
It was so good that once he figures out how to stop the tape he's going to try to figure out how to rewind, playback, and frame by frame advance. Stay tuned for further developments....

Vioxx exec explains ethics, 'Dodge Ball'
I think this is somehow related to a "speedball" but instead of heroin and cocaine you mix any prescription osteoarthritis pain reliever, an octagenarian, and speeding traffic .

That's all for now folks. Let me know if it gets tedious.

~A