Annals of medicine

Mutant mice helping cure diseases
Finally, our efforts to create super smart mice have begun to pay off. The difficult part is not making them smart, but only in making them so smart as to still want to help us. Too many brain cells and the mice figure to hell with us and run off to Reno to make a million at the tables before plotting their world conquest...

Headlines sent in by friends:

The flip side of zoophilia
This is a little late as the story is now "internet famous". I hear the farm is all booked up for the coming vacation season.

A new twist to the Lock and Key party
But why did he wait two weeks to seek assistance?

Local news outlets love stories like this:
MORON TAKES A HEADER
Apparently this was an intentional stunt to see ig the net would hold him. One wishes it hadn't. And though he was only 18, what are the odds that alcohol was involved?


~A