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Rabid Skunk Bites Bergen County Woman
(1010 WINS) (WOODCLIFF LAKE, N.J.) Officials say a skunk that bit a woman in Bergen County tested positive for rabies.The woman had tried to comfort the animal after it had an altercation with a dog in Woodcliff Lake.Officials say the woman, whose name was not released, had to seek treatment.It's the third animal diagnosed with rabies in the county this year.

Why would you even try to comfort a stressed out skunk? Frankly, she should be glad she only got bit.