News from the home county..

Ocaasionally, for fun, I peruse the online edition of my hometown newspaper, the Chicago Tribune. Being a smaller town than New York, the Trib does have a flavor of parochialism and midwestern focus that I find charming. Some of the headlines today:

Man falls picking fruit

Nazi plan: Exploding chocolate
Nazis coop Willy Wonka.

Salt could be disease cure
Go ahead, rub some more salt in that wound.

Probe finds ex-convicts at carnivals
My god, society is disintegrating.

I should probably read this more often.

~A