Here's a line

I actually wrote a post that's too sappy for me to want to reprint and save. Go look for it and see if you can find it; it was about my ex-wife. One line, though, was good enough that someone wrote me just to compliment me on it. Here's the line:

"You know how, in Israel, sometimes suicide bombers come in pairs, so that the second one will detonate after the emergency workers and police have arrived?

That's what it felt like when you told me you were dating my friend."

I'm not sure its that good. But with that line and the message's overall narcissistic comparison of love and terrorism, I'm waiting for the hate mail. I'll be disappointed if I don't get any.

~A