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2 bystanders killed in crash after robbery
What began as a botched robbery in a Dolton grocery ended Tuesday morning with a six-car pileup that left a young couple dead one month before they were to be married.

So it began as a botched robbery and ended as a botched getaway. You have o value the consistency.

Michael Jackson writes song for Katrina relief
The title must be something like "Send me your children" or "God helps the cute". But no, it's called "From the Bottom of My Heart". Maybe he should have titled it "From the Heart of My Bottom". I'm just sayin'.

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