In the news, or, The Heart is a Lonely Crocodile Hunter

Hunters warned about manhunt area
What a perfect set up fo a horror movie:

"Don't go in the woods....or else, the hunter may become the hunted!"

Pictures show thinner Castro
I think some of the party apparatchiks just got busy with PhotoShop, ala Katie Couric

U.S. voters are angry, poll finds
These results were recovered off the bodies of pollsters dumped at the local precinct.

Europe's spacecraft hits the moon
Which is a shame, as it was aiming for Venus. "We don't really know whatt happened, it's like the moon came out of nowhere" one supervisor reported.