Again with the news....

Sheriff: Tiger, lion attack boy
Interspecies cooperation is always a thing to fear. Solution? Armed government response.

Saudi terrorist suspect 'killed' in Iraq
This is along the lines of Iraqi prisoners are "interrogated", the Koran at Guantanamo is treated with "respect" and George Bush is "President". In other similar Zagat headlines: Common virus 'kills cancer'

Three boys missing in New Jersey
Who is stealing all the boys of America?

Study: Soya threat to fertility
Take that you pesky Vegans. Soon you'll just be another endangered species.

~A