horrow show

So this elevator gets stuck in the Bronx halfway between two floors. Two guys climb out of the half open doors. The third guy to go has the bad timing. The elevator starts to move as he's halfway out and

HIS LEGS ARE COMPLETELY SEVERED!

The people remaining inside the elevator were sprayed with blood and weren't rescued for another hour. This means, of course, they spent an hour in a timy space, covered in blood, with two severed legs to keep them company. You can't beat that with a stick.

~A